Stubborn Cats.
There are two kinds of cats in the world. There are cats that don't take crap, and cats that do. My sister's cat doesn't take crap from people. He's sitting there on a chair, and I give him a push. He just absorbs my push, redirecting the energy into some cat energy zone, a place for that momentum. Other cats will, at the slightest infraction, flounce off in a huff. I can give Bailey (my sister's cat) a good shove, and he won't move. I can do quite a bit, and every time I do it he'll just adjust and absorb and make it abundantly clear that under no circumstances will he be moving, and I might as well just give up now and no damn way is this chair anything other than his. Of course this is a game I can win, and so I do.
The wildcard is the tail. Touch the tail and it really pisses him off. Ha ha. I am the human. I have no tail to piss me off with.
10:06:03 PM
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