Tuesday, July 22, 2003

And The Band Played On. Have I mentioned that Pfc. Lynch is a Hot Chick?  It seems that the Army has found a sympathetic, photogenic symbol! Because I am a mean old man I will mention that her fourth grade reading of her prepared speech didn't really do her local school system any favors.  But who cares.  Who's listening?  Let's hope the prettiest, most famous-est Army Chick in America gets real better, real soon! 10:43:17 PM    comment []

Goodbye, F@*&ers. I can't say that I'm particularly sad to see that Hussein's sons are dead.  Dead of an apparent overdose of lead!  Ha!  I am sure Steve will correct me and note the true alloyed nature of the bullets use kill these bastards.  But I forced to note the following: Saddam Hussein is still alive.  Sons are usually "close" to their fathers. How about we keep them alive long enough to figure out if they know where dear old Dad is? Bush is still a dumbass. Hmm....TOW missile or knockout gas?  Hey, Colonel, they're holed up in that house!  Let's feed in tear gas and knockout gas until they stop kickin' out lead. We oughta feel at least a little sad that a 14 year old bought it in there, according to the reports I heard, even if he was one of the Sons son. At the same time as I was hearing the reports, there was a tornado warning broadcast over the radio in Dauphin County PA.  Everybody take cover.  Blissfully, repeated tornado warnings did mask the crap-ass reverberations through our electromagnetic universe that PA purports to be a public radio broadcast.  Pray that the aliens do not listen to their transmissions first. 7:54:30 PM    comment []

Northern Pennsylvania is Radio Wasteland. You try flipping mindlessly from one station to the next, hoping to God that somehow the next three hours of driving are going to magically disappear.  Nothing, nothing, nothing.  Of course, I hate PA on general principales, on account of them giving me a speeding ticket a few years back.  Spend no money there.  They are evil people, and all they listen to is crap rock from the early 80's!!!  You won't find the heart-shaped bed you are looking for.  This is not the vacation you are looking for.  Move along. 7:45:40 PM    comment []